If We Were to Die

To A Special Someone,

If we were to die in just 15 days like Mayan calendar predicts. I would spend every second with her. I would tell her that I’m sorry for all the pain that we put each other through, but somehow we made it this far. I pushed myself so hard for you on some stupid dream that we’d be together. I spent all my days standing under the night sky wishing upon the bright, white stars, when you were all ready by my side.

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Things That Piss Me Off: Overly Loud People

 

Well I decided I was going to add a little bit more of humor to the site by adding a new segment called Things That Piss Me Off. Don’t worry this segment is going to be here for a while.

Have you ever been standing in the grocery store aisle looking for something at the different brand choices, maybe comparing prices, and then out of the corner of your eye you see them? That person wearing some old jacket that they had just thrown on and don’t’ even match they bright neon gym shorts that they decided to wear in the middle of winter. Somehow, you work past their appearance, because there’s another problem. He’s screaming into his phone.

You can hear his entire conversation he’s having with his wife, kids, mom, who knows, but you don’t want to hear it. This has been an increasing problem at Wal-Marts everywhere. If you ask me people like this shouldn’t even be allowed to buy phones until they understand that NO one want’s to hear their conversation.

Sad thing is not only is this happening at grocery stores this is happening at schools. Do you ever just be sitting in class minding your business? It’s nice and quiet because everyone is doing their work trying to concentrate. It’s so quiet you can hear the girl next to you pen drop. Then it’s always that one person, who has to ruin the silence. Just scream out, “Why is it so quiet!” “Why isn’t anyone talking?” “It’s to quite for me to concentrate!” How is it to quite for you to concentrate? Quiet is the only time you can concentrate!

Or have you had that friend who just can’t adjust their volume. It gets nerve wrecking because as you’re talking with your inside voice because your inside, and then they start talking  screaming in your ear. That’s not cute, funny, or whatever they think it is because I’m sitting right next to you. You could whisper and I could still hear you, but you still want to scream like we at the Georgia Dome cheering on the Falcons…11-1

If we don’t stop this problem now, overly loud people will take over the world, So next time you see someone screaming at the top of their lungs a few aisles over, go scream at them to use their inside voices.

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Feeling Lost

I don’t know if there’s anyone reading this, but I have to tell someone what’s going on in my mind. I don’t know what’s right anymore; I can’t tell what’s right or what’s wrong. This feeling of being sad. Lost. Is starting to get overwhelming. It as if everything I know is falling apart, but one thing I know is that I want her.

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That Teenager, Paris

5 Worst Gifts to Get For Christmas

1) Snuggie  If you plan to get someone, the Snuggie for Christmas please reevaluate your gift. I mean the Snuggie is a great product. It keeps you warm without falling off, but what grown-ass man wants to walk around with an over-sized blanket on. If they  were that cold, they would just turn on the damn heater.

2) A 10 dollar gift car- not only did you just give some person a gift card; you gave them a 10 dollar gift card. What the hell you going to buy with 10 dollars. Now they have to spend money out they pocket because your ass be too stingy to buy the 30 dollar gift card that was sitting right next to it.

3) Tooth Brush- What is this implying by giving someone a tooth brush for Christmas? Are you trying to tell them their breath stinks and they should try to brush twice a day? But you didn’t stop with just a tooth brush you kept going by buying the dental care package that comes with a tooth paste, mouth wash, flossing. Don’t be looking for a thank you after you hand this to someone.

4)Hand knitted Sweater- There’s not too much I can say about this one, you didn’t put your heart and time into knitted someone a sweater, but who want to walk around in a itchy ass sweater. As much as this was the best present to give someone back in the 70s, the market for hand knitted sweaters as drop drastically with the popularity of Hollister, Aeropostale, and other major clothing stores. So please don’t waste your time and yarn knitting someone a sweater because I can tell you now exactly where it’s going to end up. The bottom of the closet…or in the trash can.

5) A pack of Gum- Your so-called gift trying to make me think how thoughtful you were, is not going to work because we all know you grab this at the last minute as you were standing in the check-out line reading a magazine. Some people don’t even bother to get the right kind of gum and just grab the cheapest pack of gum they see.

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~That Teenager, Paris

3 Things Not to Do After A Break (Guy)

We all get broken up that just life, but here is my top 3 list of things a guy shouldn’t do after they just get broken up or break with their girl.

1) Do not and I mean do not, ask the girl ,who just broke up with you, best friend out. This has two ways it can go and neither are a situation you want to be in. She could say yes, but than you have an angry woman on your side and that never ends up well ask Tiger Woods. Or she could say no and back hand you, and there’s nothing more embarrassing than getting back handed while all of your peers are watching.

2) Do NOT drive to their house with a boom box playing sad love songs that’s just pathetic. As many times you seen this on the movie ‘Say Anything’. This never ends well. Usually the girl would go get her jock brother to come out and we all know how this ends. Plus you just went out to buy D sized batteries to put in the boom box you never used since you last listened to a Ice Cube album.

3) If your girlfriend just broke up with you Do not be seen with another girl moments after. As much as this seems like a smart idea for you to go out and show how well you handled a break up; it also ends terribly wrong. It usually ends with your ex-girlfriend getting into one big insane cat fight with this girl you just meet…don’t believe me watch an episode of cheaters.

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Launch

My name is Paris, and I love to write. I’ve been writing short stories and poetry since 7th grade…the year I learned what a broken heart is. I also have a sister site  if your interested in my  stories or poetry.  This blog is just a place for me to express myself and my inner thoughts.

Is there a coincident I decided to launch this site the day after my girlfriend broke up with me? Yes, but that doesn’t matter because I’m over it, just more teenage drama.

If you feel like you need someone to talk about anything feel free to email me thepariscarter@gmail.com

We’ll that’s just about all I have left to say…don’t forget to subscribe.

Sincerely,

That Teenager, Paris

Just Your Everyday Teen

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