Category Archives: What not to do

5 Worst Gifts to Get For Christmas

1) Snuggie  If you plan to get someone, the Snuggie for Christmas please reevaluate your gift. I mean the Snuggie is a great product. It keeps you warm without falling off, but what grown-ass man wants to walk around with an over-sized blanket on. If they  were that cold, they would just turn on the damn heater.

2) A 10 dollar gift car- not only did you just give some person a gift card; you gave them a 10 dollar gift card. What the hell you going to buy with 10 dollars. Now they have to spend money out they pocket because your ass be too stingy to buy the 30 dollar gift card that was sitting right next to it.

3) Tooth Brush- What is this implying by giving someone a tooth brush for Christmas? Are you trying to tell them their breath stinks and they should try to brush twice a day? But you didn’t stop with just a tooth brush you kept going by buying the dental care package that comes with a tooth paste, mouth wash, flossing. Don’t be looking for a thank you after you hand this to someone.

4)Hand knitted Sweater- There’s not too much I can say about this one, you didn’t put your heart and time into knitted someone a sweater, but who want to walk around in a itchy ass sweater. As much as this was the best present to give someone back in the 70s, the market for hand knitted sweaters as drop drastically with the popularity of Hollister, Aeropostale, and other major clothing stores. So please don’t waste your time and yarn knitting someone a sweater because I can tell you now exactly where it’s going to end up. The bottom of the closet…or in the trash can.

5) A pack of Gum- Your so-called gift trying to make me think how thoughtful you were, is not going to work because we all know you grab this at the last minute as you were standing in the check-out line reading a magazine. Some people don’t even bother to get the right kind of gum and just grab the cheapest pack of gum they see.

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~That Teenager, Paris

3 Things Not to Do After A Break (Guy)

We all get broken up that just life, but here is my top 3 list of things a guy shouldn’t do after they just get broken up or break with their girl.

1) Do not and I mean do not, ask the girl ,who just broke up with you, best friend out. This has two ways it can go and neither are a situation you want to be in. She could say yes, but than you have an angry woman on your side and that never ends up well ask Tiger Woods. Or she could say no and back hand you, and there’s nothing more embarrassing than getting back handed while all of your peers are watching.

2) Do NOT drive to their house with a boom box playing sad love songs that’s just pathetic. As many times you seen this on the movie ‘Say Anything’. This never ends well. Usually the girl would go get her jock brother to come out and we all know how this ends. Plus you just went out to buy D sized batteries to put in the boom box you never used since you last listened to a Ice Cube album.

3) If your girlfriend just broke up with you Do not be seen with another girl moments after. As much as this seems like a smart idea for you to go out and show how well you handled a break up; it also ends terribly wrong. It usually ends with your ex-girlfriend getting into one big insane cat fight with this girl you just meet…don’t believe me watch an episode of cheaters.

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~That Teenager, Paris