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Things That Piss Me Off: Overly Loud People

 

Well I decided I was going to add a little bit more of humor to the site by adding a new segment called Things That Piss Me Off. Don’t worry this segment is going to be here for a while.

Have you ever been standing in the grocery store aisle looking for something at the different brand choices, maybe comparing prices, and then out of the corner of your eye you see them? That person wearing some old jacket that they had just thrown on and don’t’ even match they bright neon gym shorts that they decided to wear in the middle of winter. Somehow, you work past their appearance, because there’s another problem. He’s screaming into his phone.

You can hear his entire conversation he’s having with his wife, kids, mom, who knows, but you don’t want to hear it. This has been an increasing problem at Wal-Marts everywhere. If you ask me people like this shouldn’t even be allowed to buy phones until they understand that NO one want’s to hear their conversation.

Sad thing is not only is this happening at grocery stores this is happening at schools. Do you ever just be sitting in class minding your business? It’s nice and quiet because everyone is doing their work trying to concentrate. It’s so quiet you can hear the girl next to you pen drop. Then it’s always that one person, who has to ruin the silence. Just scream out, “Why is it so quiet!” “Why isn’t anyone talking?” “It’s to quite for me to concentrate!” How is it to quite for you to concentrate? Quiet is the only time you can concentrate!

Or have you had that friend who just can’t adjust their volume. It gets nerve wrecking because as you’re talking with your inside voice because your inside, and then they start talking  screaming in your ear. That’s not cute, funny, or whatever they think it is because I’m sitting right next to you. You could whisper and I could still hear you, but you still want to scream like we at the Georgia Dome cheering on the Falcons…11-1

If we don’t stop this problem now, overly loud people will take over the world, So next time you see someone screaming at the top of their lungs a few aisles over, go scream at them to use their inside voices.

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3 Things Not to Do After A Break (Guy)

We all get broken up that just life, but here is my top 3 list of things a guy shouldn’t do after they just get broken up or break with their girl.

1) Do not and I mean do not, ask the girl ,who just broke up with you, best friend out. This has two ways it can go and neither are a situation you want to be in. She could say yes, but than you have an angry woman on your side and that never ends up well ask Tiger Woods. Or she could say no and back hand you, and there’s nothing more embarrassing than getting back handed while all of your peers are watching.

2) Do NOT drive to their house with a boom box playing sad love songs that’s just pathetic. As many times you seen this on the movie ‘Say Anything’. This never ends well. Usually the girl would go get her jock brother to come out and we all know how this ends. Plus you just went out to buy D sized batteries to put in the boom box you never used since you last listened to a Ice Cube album.

3) If your girlfriend just broke up with you Do not be seen with another girl moments after. As much as this seems like a smart idea for you to go out and show how well you handled a break up; it also ends terribly wrong. It usually ends with your ex-girlfriend getting into one big insane cat fight with this girl you just meet…don’t believe me watch an episode of cheaters.

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